É raro eu achar alguma coisa que recebo por email engraçada, mas essa que a minha sogra mandou está ótima. Cliquem para ler mais (está em inglês).

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and
the Earth and populated Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and
spinach. Also green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man
and Woman would live long and healthy.

Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created
Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Kreme Donuts. And Satan
said, “You want chocolate with that?”

And Man said, “Yes!” And Woman said, “As long
as you’re at it, add some sprinkles.” And they gained 10
pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthy yogurt that Woman
might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth
white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and
combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said, “Try my fresh green salad.” And
Satan presented Thousand-Island dressing, buttery croutons
and garlic toast on the side.

And Man and Woman unfastened their belts
following the repast.

God then said, “I have sent you heart-healthy
vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them.” And Satan
brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed
it’s own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol
went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy cake, named it
“Angel Food Cake” and said, “It is good.” Satan then created
chocolate cake and named it “Devil’s Food.”

God then brought forth running shoes so that
His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave
cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing
the chanels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the
flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally
low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off
the beautiful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried
them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so Man might consume
fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan
created McDonald’s and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, “You
want fries with that?” And Man replied, “Yes! And super-size
them!” And Satan said, “It is good!” And Man went into cardiac
arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass
surgery. Then Satan created HMOs.

Thought for the day…….

There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This
means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population
with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.